Retribution

True that.

Dying Wish

"Wait! I need to say goodbye to my kids, too."

Get to know them!

Mathieu Antoine: Full of effort.

Doctor's Orders

I must say, free boobs is a pretty sweet accident.

New ruler = glory

Rulers are a glorious thing.

(Are you getting the pun yet?)

Such a rebel

Stickin' it to the man, one measly paycheck at a time.

Aww he's cleaning me

Smelly Tony, no matter how many times you lick my face, I'm not buying you liquor.

Thrill-hater

" GOOD MORNING!!! HOW ARE YOU ON THIS WONDERFUL DAY?!?!"

Family matters

Ah, to live in simpler times...

APRIL FOOLS

Lost thrill

Spiking a cellphone off of a bed just doesn't cut it for me.

Horn of airs

He shits iced cream and pisses rainbows.

Mind Drain

You perverts.

A similar sin

Fifty bucks on the Magikarp.

Her milkshake will give you diabetes

They didn't want a vanilla milkshake anyways.

A non-embarrassing pace wins the race

I think there's a conspiracy against people who look like they REALLY need to catch the train -- "Oh man he's really bookin it... Cheese it!"

The Pedestrian Shuffle

This happens to me at LEAST once a week.

Raddest king ever

"Under-grown babies are to be cast off the highest cliff in the nation, into, like... a sweet ball pit or something. Yeahhh."