A similar sin

Fifty bucks on the Magikarp.

Her milkshake will give you diabetes

They didn't want a vanilla milkshake anyways.

A non-embarrassing pace wins the race

I think there's a conspiracy against people who look like they REALLY need to catch the train -- "Oh man he's really bookin it... Cheese it!"

The Pedestrian Shuffle

This happens to me at LEAST once a week.

Raddest king ever

"Under-grown babies are to be cast off the highest cliff in the nation, into, like... a sweet ball pit or something. Yeahhh."