Agent Garbage

Hi all,

As you can see, I'm trying a new style of comic. It takes longer and is more mainstream, but I felt that the image quality of my hand scribbles weren't quite up to snuff. Let me know what you think!

Oh, also -- thank you for reading The Daily Rhino! .... Bitches!

Moshism

T rides would be fun...

Sensational support

Hi I'm Matt, and I'm addicted to BEING HILARIOUS.

Penguins.

Once you see it, you can't un-think it.

Subtle Differences (old version)

This was actually the original version of the very first comic posted to TDR, but instead I posted a hasty remake. Enjoy!

The good life.

Be happy with what you have. Especially if it's an apple.

WANTED: Wallet Rapist at large

Seriously, it whistles and everything! It's so awesome.

2012!

My apologies to anyone currently stocking up on Twinkies and Spam.

Smooth talkin'

"Jeez, pretty soon you people will be able to own land! Ha ha, can you imagine..."

Gimme some skin

Note: Dashed area can also be referred to as, "Lonely on 4chan zone"

Note: Solid-color area can also be referred to as, "Drunk and lonely on 4chan zone"

Variety

I suppose eBay could be argued, but I moreso meant a brick-and-mortar place.

Tossin' the log

"Just a father and son workin' up a sweat together. Good ol' American fun."

Honestly...

Key word - honest.

Halloweenie

In their defense, a lonely bray does have its way of making a kilt into a tent.