Ways to keep warm

This is a public service announcement from us (the only person) here at TDR, educating you on some great alternative ways to stay warm this winter. Grab a cup of hot cocoa and pull up a chair, kids!

1. Take fat chicks home

2. Throw molotov cocktails in your path

3. Attempt to fly south



4. Let George Lopez heat you with his freaky eyes

5. Kidnap - it works up quite a sweat

I suppose you could just stick to bundling up, but I strongly advise against it; It's less fun, you look like a bitch, and makes you very susceptible to falling down hills.

Rape's another good one, but if you're ANY fun, that's included in "kidnapping" as well.

Time Travel

Aside from the confusion about paradoxes and drastically changing shit, there are of course those things we all would do/change if we could travel through time -- live a healthier lifestyle, be nicer to people, invent facebook, etc. Aside from those obvious and more "meaningful" changes, I'd love to go back in time just to, for lack of a better term, completely fuck with people. Yes, of course I'm going to list a few examples:

Homestuck image dump

I'm posting this simply for the purpose of being able to post it in the Homestuck forums. Hope people who read it enjoy this sloppy mash-up

slightly smaller version