Diversity at University

Now that this year's fall semester is coming to a close, the Class of 2011 only has a few months to go between now and failing to land a job with that worthless, expensive degree graduation. It's times like these that one will panic and begin to accept the fact that there is no more fun to be had in life get excited about the life they've worked so hard to start successfully, and reminisce on the shitty times important events and the douche bags people that have made the past four years a joke touched their lives.

I made up a list All college/university students across the United States have been polled in order to create this list of the most grossly stereotypical, yet true influential people of their college careers:

#1: The repressed homosexual frat boy

#2: The trash bag of a slut sorority girl:

#3: The brown-nosing tool over-achiever:



#4: The other repressed homosexual  power-jock:

And last but not least, #5: The financial aid advisor

Ahh, memories <3